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Nice Pix of the Day

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Nice Pix of the Day!

A woman goes to Italy to attend 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"

Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent!

TOP TEN THINGS

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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He's one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. Think you can get me off?

Top Ten Reasons Studying is Better Than S.e.x...
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where…

Ali Noorani-poor 's Memorial

به یاد و خاطره مهندس علی نورانی پور
دوست خوب دوران دبستان تا دانشگاه

بدین وسیله از دوستان متوفی
در دبستان سروش، راهنمایی و دبیرستان علامه حلی، دانشگاه صنعتی شریف و ...
خواهشمندم که برای تسلی دل بازماندگان
روز دوشنبه 1386/1/6 در مسجد نور میدان فاطمی از ساعت 1 الی 2.5 بعدازظهر
حضور بهم رسانید.

مجلس ختم هفتم
روز 5شنبه 1386/1/9 در قطعه 203ی بهشت زهرا از ساعت 4.5 بعدازظهر به بعد است.

یادبودی از دبستان سروش
علی نورانی پور
امید اعتصامی
کاوه پرتوی
فرهاد امین
فرشید فرحت
...


عمر کوته دنیا فرصت عاشقی ستاند
تا شوی دلبسته آن تو را به آخر کشاند

روحش شاد همچو جسمش

Happy new year :)

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برآمد باد صبح و بوی نوروز

برآمد باد صبح و بوی نوروز --- به کام دوستان و بخت پیروز
مبارک بادت این سال و همه سال --- همایون بادت این روز و همه روز
چو آتش در درخت افکند گلنار --- دگر منقل منه آتش میفروز
چو نرگس چشم بخت از خواب برخاست --- حسدگو دشمنان را دیده بردوز
بهاری خرمست ای گل کجایی --- که بینی بلبلان را ناله و سوز
جهان بی ما بسی بودست و باشد --- برادر جز نکونامی میندوز
نکویی کن که دولت بینی از بخت --- مبر فرمان بدگوی بدآموز ...

غزلی بهاری از سعدی شیرازی


سال نو مبارک باد

300 The Movie = The Fabrication of Great Persia/Greece Culture!

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The 300 is the fabrication of great Persia/Greece CULTURE.
The 300 is a anagram, distortion, garble, and sophistication of Persian/Greek HISTORY.

فیلم 300 سیمایی است حضیض تر از هجو مرکب که در اذهان آیندگان فانی و مضحک رسد و دیری نپاید کز آن چون ملعبه ای نیز نام نبرند.

Motorcycle Diaries - mp3 music download

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Diarios de motocicleta (2004)
Directed by
Walter Salles

Writing credits (WGA)
Ernesto 'Che' Guevara (book)
Alberto Granado (book)

Release date: 24 September 2004 (USA)
Genre: Adventure / Biography / Drama
Tagline: Before he changed the world the world changed him
Plot Outline: The dramatization of a motorcycle road trip Che Guevara went on in his youth that showed him his life's calling.
Plot Keywords: Art House / Che Guevara / Based On Historical Events / South America / 1950s
Awards: Won Oscar. Another 27 wins & 35 nominations more

Motorcycle Diaries (mp3 music download)

Eternal Love

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Eternal Love
عشق ابدی

North-pole Sunset

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Twilight
North-pole Sunset

Van Helsing

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VAN HELSING!